Who passed me the FLU?

I was suppose to be quite busy on Sunday.

Should have met up with a friend to talk about lyrics and also to attend DY's music clinic finale performance.

But in the end, everything was put on hold.

Sorry DY, I really wanted to go and show support.

But I knew I wasn't in the right state. Tissue paper was summoned every 1 min. And quite ugly for me to lug the few boxes of tissue paper to Hougang. People may think the tissue papers are for me to wipe tears when I see my idols.

I was quite shocked when I knew some of my friends who had the reputation of a strong OX were attacked by virus like me.

Who was the culprit?

Managed to shortlist a few as follows:

1. Mac Flurry + Ice Milo : ate on the previous day for supper, think my body cannot tahan cold things, not that I "lai ang" leh
2. My colleague: the whole office is invested with her flu bug, moved in 2 x air filter hopefully can fight her germs
3. My friend: BK, see him like strong strong type, can fall sick all of a sudden, think the germs in him quite powerful
4. The mic: the most intimate and intimidating equipment that I had come across for the past wkn, and also the most dangerous killing weapon in conty, accumulate different forms of virus contributed by the DJs.

Who passed me the FLU?

Own up now!

重温记忆的盛宴

中文学会25周年会庆


好久没那么年轻，那么放得开了。

这几年一直努力地成长，忘了沿途的迷人风景。

到那里，看到了很多陌生的脸孔，才惊觉自己已经离开了将近4年。
4年的改变可以很大。
但自己却好像没有改变什么。

以前瘦削的学弟当了兵，壮了。
微胖的，变得更肿了。
我呢？


参与这种追溯过去回忆的晚会，有一种兴奋加自豪的感觉。
兴奋因为能见到好久不见的朋友和学长。
而能够翻阅回忆是值得自豪的。

我很享受没有心机的交谈。
连笑声都可以毫无保留，无所顾忌。
没话题了，就散开。
就那么纯粹，简单。

那些陌生的学弟妹应该心里暗自嘀咕我们这群老人从何而来
没完没了地在那里大喊大叫
假扮年轻，融入人群。

为自己当年的照片没有出现在影片而失望
为身为老鸟吃不到晚餐而失落
不过原以为失望会很久，失落会盘旋
却在转眼间，
消失的无影无踪。

这，是成长吧。
不再为一些执著而执著。

昨晚
又跳又唱。
还喘了几口气。

看来
大势已去。
哈

我们感叹一些改变。
却来不及阻止改变
发现改变
或改变改变。

熟悉的老调变得陌生
流行的歌曲反而遥远
我们尝试沿着稀薄的记忆，翻箱倒柜，企图找到从前。
所以
我们唱得更加大声，显得更加自信，即使偶有忘词，也坚持到底。

让我们重温记忆的盛宴，再一次。
即便已不复存在。
你们也不曾认识。

A Blessing in Disguise

I was suppose to go kayaking today but went swimming instead.

Though Mama warned NO SWIMMING during Hungry Ghost Festival.

And in case you infer from the previous entry, I didn't go there to see the purple swimming trunk man.

All these happened, thanks to a friend.

Not very nice to mention his name, he is going back to SHANGHAI soon.

The plan was forced to procastinate as one of us don't have a kayak cert. You need at least a 1 star cert to ride in the open sea, without the accompany of instructors or life guards. This is wat we heard, other places also?

Hey, u wun be thinking I am the one without the cert?

Anyway the swim was quite fulfilling. Swam 1 hour non stop. It has been a long time since my last swim.

Didn't manage to see any headless ghost in the water, saw MUCUS floating instead.

The life guard gave me a snare when I came out of the pool. He must be wondering why I was not swimming in a str8 line. Now you know the reason.

After the swim, I met up with the SHANGHAI friend even though our kayak plan foiled.

Beside adventurous sea sports, we have another important thing to do.

We were bestowed a mammoth mission, to churn out scripts for an alumni performance next year. And the deadline fell "coincidentally" at the end of aug.

We started from zero and parted with 1 skeleton done. Phew!

Heng, we met up!

Yah, forget to tell you i met another 怪 peh peh in the changing room again.

Look who's mad?

Did I ever tell you I was peeped by this guy who wore a purple swimming trunk in the changing room at one of Singapore's public swimming pool?

I think I didn't.

Nah....that was a few years ago, when swimming was still a monthly routine.

Dun mistaken, I am not trying to show off neither proud of it. But this experience taught me 2 things:

1. Weird people like to lurk around in public bathrooms.
2. They are DESPERATE pple, because they target me!
   

I KNOW WAT YOU DID LAST SHOWER.

Anyway, that was not my only encounter. But I am not interested to relay the story anymore.
What I actually wanted to write, is another few encounters happen for the past few days.

The Shabby Stock Broker:

• he came on bus
• already very indifferent, cap on, unkempt moustache, murmuring under his breathe
• his eyes glowed when he saw the bus filled with people
• started to rattle on stocks and shares
• pointing fingers at you, giving you advice
• wat shares you can buy wat u can't
• "no money, get down the bus"
• till the Indian Bus Uncle was so fret up and also frightened the broker will harass any of us, he threatened to throw him down if he make any more noise
• the broker subsided a bit but continued to rattle on after a while

The Neat Beggar:

• he was a passer by
• saw me innocent and with smile, he approached me with this smirk on his face
• thought was whos friend?
• stick his face rite in front of mine, like we are long lost friends
  
• “小弟，可以借我9毛吗？我没有钱搭车。”
• usually i will help
• 90 cents still reasonable, wat I cannot tahan was the next line
• “算我求你！”
• that line seemed ok rite? sounded normal for someone begging for $$.
• but he was like saying for the sake of saying, as if once said I should give him the $$.
• “算我求你！”
• Before he left, he repeated the line for a few times.
• 讲越多次就不用还钱啊？

Anyway, the swimming trunk peeping tom is a real life story hor, dun doubt my 魅力！

And is he not BLIND!

Charity Concert

I was kind of busy for the past few days, reaching home very late and too lazy to blog. Especially when I think I need more beauty sleeps rather than facial masks. And my sis will try to drill in the fact that sleeping early can do miracles....

but... maybe I am too disasterous for anything to happen? :)


I attended a 4 STAR(s) charity concert after being employed (exploited) as a temporary ticket distributor for yn.

一个跨年代的演唱会：集合了乐坛常青树，炙手可热的舞娘和新一代的疗伤歌后。

疗伤歌姬

• 原本担心她会没有看头，不是质疑她的实力，是怕她的抒情不够暖场。
• 还好她有首首打不死的K歌
• 前奏一响，大家就会开始唱了
• 娇滴滴有娇滴滴的优势，撒娇呼吁观众拿出手机当荧光棒，即可见效，全场一片星光灿烂。
• 不过观众倒是现实，静茹一下台，灯光也就熄了。
  

情歌王子

• 他绝对是王子，不过是10年前的事。
• 现在应该是...王爷才对。
• 眼角泛起的鱼尾纹，总让人于心不忍看下去。
• 皮肤依然白皙，歌声一样厚实。
  
• 《过火》，《宽容》这些金曲谁不会唱？拖出去枪毙！
• 连我妈妈都说他的歌艺已经炉火纯青了。

摇滚教父

• 唱歌是他永远的兴趣。
• 主持却是他维持生计的辅助工作。
• “唱永远比说得好听”，这句话用在哈林身上有点不合适。
• 他的主打歌，首首经典，但你会一时想不起来。
• 想到吗？
• 《让我一次爱个够》，《靠近》，《熟悉》《情非得已》《春泥》还有很多
• 歌红，人嘛，你只会记得《超级星期天》里那个反应敏捷的主持人。
• 前面的演唱一般，encore替他扳回一局。
• 姜还是老的辣，原来好戏在后头。
• 《热情的沙漠》让大家在最后high了起来。
• 做回他最熟悉的rocker，这才是庾澄庆。
  

妖艳舞娘

• 她做压轴。没办法，亚洲第一舞娘。
• 现场可能有一半是为她来的。
• 阵仗大，静茹带演唱会的band，她带了舞群。
• 她也够坚持，只唱新专辑的歌曲。No 《看我72变》，no《爱情36计》。
• 真的是为新专辑来的。
• 不然早就气愤走人了。
• 好好的音乐不要问，偏偏注意人家的G奶，再大也会让你们看得越来越小。
• 谁喜欢自己的胸部天天出现在新闻头条，而且还是大特写
• 花几千块做脸，做指甲彩绘，你们只看奶？
  
• 也难怪她脸黑脸臭
• 演唱会不忘搔首弄姿，一会儿翘屁股，像只风骚的猫在台上游走；一会儿摆出撩人姿势，引人犯罪。
• 亚洲天后自信心爆棚，自恋地问观众：“喜不喜欢我（我的歌）”，这种话不是个人演唱会最好不要问。
• 有些问题问了只让人感觉公式化，繁衍了事，而不是发自内心。
• 还好她红，要怎样都可以！
  

白玫瑰 系列2

寻众要求，白玫瑰再次登场。

今天不说谁在一起。
因为。。。。会遭天谴
因为。。。。会折寿

其实都不是
因为。。。。实在没人在一起！

身边的人太无趣了！

今天说的八卦，要从分手开始。

话说这一对情侣，曾经热恋，羡煞旁人。
我们玫瑰帮非常看好。
但好景不长，
终究还是分手。

玫瑰帮下令，封锁所有管道，绝口不提这段恋情！

事隔多年，人事已非。
女的已经名花有主。
（换了几个主人不知道）

男的，白玫瑰最近才终于见到。
人约黄昏，催人老。
是我看者有意，
男的好像过得不怎么好？
有点憔悴，有点消瘦
应该是因为没有新恋情的滋润吧？

白玫瑰爱莫能助
也只能默默祝福
集点公德

anyway

最近人手短缺，如果你爱护花朵，特别是玫瑰，也爱去botanic garden
欢迎你加入我们的大家庭。
至于爱去动物园的
我们暂时不要。

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爆料奖金10，000
欢迎各方英雄来电！

我们有专线美女服务****。

Ah boy, ur cher is my friend!

I really got a strong feeling that one day....my kid(s) will end up being one of my friends' student.

Met up with a friend today.

I was quite alarmed that she bet 6 yrs ( think so or longer) of her youth to MOE.

Just like many of my other friends.

Wat?
Another teacher?
Or another 败类？

How many future teachers ard me?

BS, YN, WL, CQ, YY(ANOTHER ONE), JY, TH, JW and many more....

Like every subject there is a friend specialised in it.
Dun need to worry whether my kids can find tutors.
Provided still friends by then.
You know sometimes it's difficult to say, things change, friends can drift apart.

Hopefully we wun have more Teacher in love with Student cases.
(虽然有些饥渴，but they are mainly a bunch of madies, u like?)
Recently, quite a number.
(think wun lah, my friends all morally upright )
Like Male Teachers trying to woo a student 10 yrs younger and gg into DEEP relationship?
(you know how deep is deep right?)
Though as cliche, love has no boundaries, not age gaps,
(bullshit)
But pls dun go DEEP in school, I cannot imagine seeing my teacher kissing my classmate.
Maybe after graduation
or if die die need to get together....

pls TRANSFER ....
(better dun, moral tells us not to)

But sometimes it may be the opposite
Which makes me worry....
A lot of my teachers faced this problem
There is always a curse on teachers.......

孤独终老。

Does tt mean I will have more 老处女 & 老处男friends???

taiwan MAMAs

出席了留台讲座。

以为误闯妈妈烹饪班。

一群obasang。和几个零星小瓜，格格不入。

前30多分钟的座谈，尽显人生百态。

没有mic，声量还很小。
（okie,可以原谅，因为是老人家。)
不顾坐在后面的年轻人不要紧，到底要照顾师奶们的感受
不
是要照顾大家的感受
因为妈妈们一旦开始讲话，就一发不可收拾。。。。

没有一个主持大局的人，妈妈们开始失控。
本性本能显露
喋喋不休
像炒菜时加入水一样，噼里啪啦响个不停。


台湾妈妈真可爱。
比起新妈更会讲话。
不排队，不客气。
别人问问题
妈妈们争着回答。
敢于发表
哪管嘉宾？

场面顿时又失控。
嘉宾无从控制
逼得我
Shishi.........
企图让这些反老顽童的妈妈们
镇定下来

台湾立法院的小型缩影重现眼前。
原来一切不是偶然。

继续沉醉

那天的entry，让我如愿以偿。

coat/sweater -- u know i need to be "fatter"；突破性的衣服

----"Genie! Can u pls grant my wish?"

• the shop which these clothes come from is never a place i would step in, for that this is already a big 突破
• prisoner of love: I dun exactly know the actual meaning behind it, but seems not applicable to my real life.. or perhaps i should free myself behind the bars to look for LOVE?
• Men's UNO: to instil fashion sense. thanks, I got the hint. nvm, i buy them sometimes too....
  

我得到有史以来最具挑战性的服饰。当然，也最伤脑筋。
因为正中要害。
你应该很想看坤华穿singlet吧？
绝对不是为了多好看而看，
而是想找个笑柄来轻松一下？

恭喜你！
不久的将来，你将能开怀大笑。
因为我会穿着以上服饰，展现在你们面前。

要多谢以下朋友的热情赞助，小弟才能完成这突破性的处男秀！

(I ordered the sweet "SINGAPORE SLING", but was drank up but KT instead. YN if u wan the close mouth photo... I can change it, think the straw didn't manage to make ur mouth smaller.....)

（为了顾及友人形象，同时让部分朋友保持神秘，有些相片没被曝光）

还有KT, N & K, YY, DY等等出钱出力的朋友。没有机会好好谢谢，希望你们会看我的blog。

我知道礼物很贵，有没有找多点人share?
那些后知后觉
没有送礼
开始心虚
又想意思意思一下的人，可以联络YN或YY。。。。

他们应该会很感动！

天壤之别

最近忙着为自己过生日，也忙着为朋友庆祝。
这里让你见识什么是贫富悬殊。

别人21，我也21，但排场阵仗天壤之别。

(the birthday girl... erm... lady)

不同的是她是掌上明珠，家中最小的一个。
她的21意味着这个家的成熟，
意味着双亲的含辛茹苦终于画上了一个。。。顿号。

(this is also a long time no see friend)

这是一个好久没有见到的朋友。
很感激她还记得请我出席，
名额有限
我当然也是抱着感激之心，盛装打扮。
其实也因为出席这个宴会的男生都要最起码长袖长裤，才能登大雅之堂。
那件上衣我可是特别走了几条街挑选出来的。

宴会，我可是极少参加。
又不是什么名门贵族，也不需打肿脸皮。

从收到正式的邀请函，凭柬入场，就足以告知隆重。
再看到大门前摆放的醒目告示，更让我们战战兢兢。
点名，签名，看到黑白色系的服务生捧各式饮料穿梭于人群，
天生的演绎细胞早就涌了出来，
不经意地开始做作，
挺胸，拉襟，扮上流，假装聊天，含蓄大笑，该模仿的我们几乎做了。


不过，不该做的，好像还是做了。
大声讲话，饿鬼馋食，疯狂拍照，sua gu就对了。
当别人的桌上盘子都收齐了，我们还是满满一桌。
bur.....

宴会的压轴，是主角上台说话。
要感激身边的家人和朋友
要在这么多人面前说出对家人的爱
对一些人，是难以启齿的。

起码，我是。

有些话，演戏的时候常讲，唱歌的时候常唱。
真实的人生，我们又说了多少？

人生如戏，戏如人生，谁说的？

你有多久没有好声好气地和家人说话了呢？



。。。。。。。

继续糜烂

满汉全席继续上桌

请允许我继续沉沦，堕落，颓废。
这种机会太难得了。

（do you think he look 21? even the waiter who is gg 20 look older &... taller.....& 帅er
老天爷......你还真公平！)

(chose by my mum... chocolate cake coated with choco crust)

（lobster with grilled boneless chicken, omg, simply tasty)

7 11 平凡 21

拿金钥匙的这天，我舍弃了虚荣，选择了平凡。

告别华丽的晚会，虚伪的嘴脸。
回到原点。

静静的精彩。

我的心，莫名充实。
平静地撕裂。


当你决定花5钟，将那则值5分钱的sms寄来时，
它已经无价了。
谢谢你还记得。
不记得的，也无所谓。
这只不过是另一个生日。

朋友会说21一年一次，
就这样吗？
对。
就这样。
21这个号码，没有意义。
意义是我们赋予的。
对我，那只不过是另外一个分水岭。
另一班列车。
我早就做好准备。
跨上去了。
安全系带。

这个生日有很多小惊喜
sms是其中之一。
有些祝福还真千里迢迢。
距离不限土地和心灵。
好久不见的号码突然亮起
心里还会措手不及。

偷偷寄来得卡片
很窝心
原始的执著最是令人动容。
谢谢。

21了。
成人。
我应该高兴才对。
总算解放了。

挣脱稚气，挣脱童音，挣脱条规范畴。
却又坠入另外一圈枷锁。
21，能做什么，又不能做什么呢？

告别所有任性吧。。。
告别所有撒娇吧。。。
告别你的孩子气吧。。。

因为你已经长大了，所以你要像个大人！

倒数2天

（艳福不浅吧）

七月是个忙碌的月份。

据估计，我将会有99个饭局，收到999句祝语以及9999份礼物。。。哈哈哈
狮城全岛各大餐馆和咖啡店将会忙得不可开交，迎接贵宾驾临。
Towkay们不用麻烦了，我人很低调，铺一张红地毯就ok了。

7/9星期天。
这场奢华豪门宴正式开锣。
所有流水账。。。入账国库 。

(the meat is very chewy, some jap shop @ bugis level 2)

和一群中学的戏剧之友简单用餐。
很开心又聚在一起。
虽然又有一个生病。哈。

为了吃什么，这些女人还真可以考虑很久。
要share啦，要不同口味。

(Zara Bag not from Zara Sales)

压轴是那件礼物。
吓死我了。
看牌子，不懂多少钱。
看了礼物，更不懂。
有三位数。
妈啊，也太承受不起了。

谢谢你们。

应该不会接下来一个星期都吃素吧？

我可没有钱请你们吃饭！哈

PS: Genies, I dun mind receiving another bag one hor....

放大镜：天下第一家 First Family

有一段时间没有为你介绍戏剧表演了。

虽然我知道没什么人管，也没什么人看。

but 我爽。怎样？

星期五看了十指帮的《天下第一家》，有点失望。
因为期望很高。

也有点心痛。
因为买了最贵的票。
还好，音效和木偶剪影的部分争回了一点分。
3D的，cool。

演员方面，大材小用。
卡士是蛮强的。
但，败在没发挥的余地，群戏之间的默契松散。
看到有些演员很卖力地搞笑，心里不由自主地涌起一阵心酸。

只可以说这是一场闹剧。
更多是为了让大家笑，背后的意义不重要。
看得懂，很好，看不懂，也不要紧。
反正人生正经事太多，偶尔笑笑也很好。

我是个腼腆的人。（哈，不是笑话）
在公开场合更不敢肆无忌惮地狂笑。
不过，身边朋友豪迈的笑声倒让我壮胆，青出于蓝。
真的完全放开。
完全忘我地
狂笑。

坐在我左边的那个陌生人应该有几度想挥拳吧（他是大只佬）
我对他的干扰，应该足以让我死7次。
他只是默默地看戏，请记是默默，没有声音，该笑的点，他也继续保持冷漠。
真是佩服。

看不懂还要付最贵的票！

Contact Lenses

Ladies and Gentlemen:

I am proud to announce that I will be wearing my contact lenses from now on (cross fingers no infection or any red eye story crop up). And please be informed that I looked weird. Sorry if I have ever doubt you saying my eyes are small, not that I dun believe, but I have never thought they are so UNPROPORTIONATELY out of place. Bad news for me, I looked even more boyish now. Can't even recognise myself... too handsome... ha ha like real.

I have finally decided to take up the challenge this afternoon. Since my NS days are over, I don't need to chiong swa or camp in the forest. Moreover, I will be embarking on a new chapter of my life soon, some old things have to change.

I cannot imagine myself being so decisive this time. Stepped into the shop and demand for a pair of lenses, making clear that this is my VIRGIN attempt. Soon, my eyes underwent multiple checks. Ranging from shooting air into my eyes, to flipping my eyelid. Pain....

After all the routines, time to wear the lenses... I have always had this phobia to touch my eyeball. Sound "kiddish" to those Old Birds who can simply put in lenses with a snap of fingers. I struggled in front of the lady optician, trying to tear open my eyelid, to squeeze the contact len in. She was hiding her gaffaws behind my back. Not because I took years to wear the len, but because I had the tendency to open my mouth whenever I attempted to wear the contact len. Shit, that have to change...

I dun know how long I took exactly. 30mins? to put on both sides and take off. But the experience was good... at least I dare to feel my eyeballs now.

I am wearing them while typing this, feeling a bit dry now... first day ha ha.... must let my eyes rest....

Shit, how long will I take to remove my lenses this time?

hey hey TAXI... Got Discount?

上个星期，还在跟朋友讨论德士车资的“进化”过程。

友人命好，坐过起程车资一块多钱的，那个时候的我，应该还在赶bus吧。
对于这个“进化”过程，我是一点认识也没有。
记忆选择停留在$2.40的价位。
那个“进化”的年代，不属于我。

正想车资几时会涨？
第二次的“进化”说来就来。
由不得你选。

真是suay，只是稍微想念一下，就来真的！

下周一，7月10日，COMFORT德士让你的路途跟顺畅舒适，全面调整起程车资到$2.50。
这是为了应付水涨船高的柴油价格和司机们的生活收入。
同时，为吸引更多“失业人士”加入这一行。
其他的德士公司仍在考虑中，但对于起价都表示看好。
是否起同样价，就要看有没有人敢耍“无赖”了。。。

价码如下：


起价？
影响了谁？
绝对不是那些有钱人，而是像我这种困在中间进退两难的。

平时搭的士，贪方便。
为了买时间，为了宠自己。
钱，给他。

现在起价。
让已经很谨慎的理财观念，更谨慎。
要伸手出去，最好深思熟虑。

相信不少人会却步，
甚至改用交通工具。
僧多粥少 ，
怎样让更多司机加入抢饭碗？

以后，坐在comfort里面，看着meter一直不断跳跃，心里到底可以多comfort呢？

"GENIE! Can u pls grant my wish?"

你在烦恼吗？
不用担心！救星来了！！

As I was saying in my previous entry.... July is a very SPECIAL month...

Because many GENIES ( or maybe Santa Claus working OT ) will appear during this month. Or I would rather say this particular week or even.... this particular DAY.

So I think is time for me to submit my WISH LIST(s) to any GENIES out there reading my blog.
Before I start....being a polite and courtesous Singaporean... I MUST SAY

THANKS AH!

MY WISH LIST

1. laptop -- considering APPLE mac, the white one, sleek but too common, which GENIE so generous?
2. handphone -- time to say bye bye to my 看了让人讨厌的 hp
3. top -- I should have gone 《抢救衣橱大作战》long ago. seriously dun mind 突破性的衣服, but make sure it suits me.... pink and purple.... erm.....
4. bottom -- my waist.... can call me and ask lah... higher than 28 hor... dun want so tight! Faded jeans look quite nice... :)
   
5. coat/sweater -- u know i need to be "fatter"
   
6. bag -- whatever type, casual would be the best, can bring to school also. Pls make sure is the latest design hor....
7. cap -- If u dun think I look nice in a cap, forget it!
8. watch -- those "leather" type, fat strap, classy....
9. ???
   

老天po bi，给我好礼物... ... 哈哈，我好紧张......
谢谢！

Pls bookmark this page... as I will update this list whenever I think of anything again... ha ha of course before 11 July!

魔音穿脑

I will be quite busy this wkn...

The main reason is because I have 4 shifts at 933 in 2 wkns.
Don't ask me why...
Long story to explain.
I have nothing to complain, since I have not much time left so I dun mind actually.

Tune in if u are free....
Even u dun wan to... u can't help it if u r a listener of 933....
Cos the possibility of u hearing me is too HIGH!
Total of 8 shifts available during wkn, I covered half.
Do u think u can escape from my 魔音？ha ha, u r kindly advised to either succumb to fate or throw ur radio away...
yah... another option.... tune to other stations... but...

PLS DUN DO THIS TO ME!

01-07-2006 Saturday

1. 《烂人馆》1630---1900
2. 《周末Melody》2300---0200

02-07-2006 Sunday

1. 《烂人馆》1630---1900
2. 《弦歌寄意》2030---2200

Which means I have to give "Superband Revival Round Recording" a MISS!
Hopefully some bless souls will call in to give me first updated news...

Any KIND Folks out there?

Anyway...

Happy Youth Day to

1. all teens out there...
2. half adults who still behave like teens
3. pple who still think there are teens

The important month is finally here....
JULY!
ha ha... if u r still bothering...

Look Out for my new entry...
It will help!